Naughty humour

[Nightshade]

No vids or anything - just something very funny that happened to me today.

Took the missus out for a drive, got out into the country a bit. A bit of chatting and all that fresh air and cool scenerary got us both in the mood. We decided we'd find somewhere secluded to pull off the road and christen my new astra. Been at it in the back seat for about 15mins when a car pulled up next to us, only it was coated in blue and yellow flourcessent squares. The fuzz!
Both crapped our selves and got a serious talking to ' people might find that offensive' said mr plod. We were miles from anywhere mind. He told us a local had spotted a white hatchback tearing through the country lanes and asked if it was me. 'No officer certinally not' LOL

Anyway i got a producer as the dvla are still registering the car to me
dammit! Couldn't stopp laughing mind.

 

[astraman1]

lol top job there

 

[Nightshade]

best bit was i was in the seat behind the drivers, she was on top, with drivers seat tipped forward. The pigs must have got a right view of her **** bouncing up and down.

Bet its todays topic back at the station!

 

[Niffer022]

cant beat abit off random sex while out driving

 

[Big_Dave]

i gotta a phone call one nite from my mate sayin that him + his missus had been out and decided to do it in his car but the idiot forgot to turn off his lights and the battery died!!!!
I had to drive out to the middle of nowhere with a set of jump leads to rescue them
His missus was well embarrassed when i got there but my mate just thought it was funny lol

 

[BenC]

i gotta a phone call one nite from my mate sayin that him + his missus had been out and decided to do it in his car but the idiot forgot to turn off his lights and the battery died!!!!
I had to drive out to the middle of nowhere with a set of jump leads to rescue them
His missus was well embarrassed when i got there but my mate just thought it was funny lol

that nearly happened to me but it ended up being the starter motor

 

[Neo_Daz]

not the only one then , me and the missus were going to christen the white astra and as we got to the woods the alternator died

Had to call out her old man and he said "what were you doing out here"

Nothing honest

 

[LukeC]

that nearly happened to me but it ended up being the starter motor

yeh and i had to come and save him didnt i...

 

[Fade Out]

Me n the girl im seeing christened the golf the other night, it tends to steam up at the best of times, yesterday dad was in it and it steamed up, claw marks appeared on the back side window and foot prints on the front! LOL

 

[antz]

Me n the girl im seeing christened the golf the other night, it tends to steam up at the best of times, yesterday dad was in it and it steamed up, claw marks appeared on the back side window and foot prints on the front! LOL

 

[DavebGsi]

Me n the girl im seeing christened the golf the other night, it tends to steam up at the best of times, yesterday dad was in it and it steamed up, claw marks appeared on the back side window and foot prints on the front! LOL