Fookin Pheasants

[jonni]

This really aint ma week!!! about 25mins ago I was on my way to a mates which is bout 20 miles away, I was climbing a steep hill with woodland on either side when from the treetops a pheasant swooped down right infront of me and bang!!! put a rather nasty crack in the middle of my windscreen!!! all the way from the bottom to the top. ****. The damn thing nearly came all the way through, I stopped the car and touched the crack and could see it moving.

You know the stupid part I bet it was my smeggin exhaust that scared it outta the tree. The **** even sh!t on the window

 

[lewism]

pheasants are tasty

 

[jonni]

they are that, but not face first in your windscreen

 

[d4ve]

it literally shat itself as you hit it then

gutted though......i had to brake HEAVY to avoid a few pheasants the other day. then actually a black cat.

and now cars broken

bugger

 

[jonni]

yes it shat on me! right before impact dirty taffer.

any one no where I can get a cheap windscreen in scotland??? because to top all this off my insurance is that basic I aint got bloody windscreen cover!!!

 

[Rowe]

would you really want a cheap windscreen tho? your windscreen is pretty vital lol

 

[jonni]

would you really want a cheap windscreen tho? your windscreen is pretty vital lol

they all have to be made to a EU standard so should be ok. And yeah they are bloody vital 30% of your cars structural integrity iirc

 

[LEE69]

pheasants are tasty

Damn right get it home,and make a pie out of it.

 

[jonni]

Damn right get it home,and make a pie out of it.

I did think about it but a gamekeeper told me its a bad idea as all the bones turn to mush after a heavy impact sooo maybe not

 

[LEE69]

Yeah i guess,would make a change from getting the meat out from between your teeth